Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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