You're completely useless in the revolution.
My friends, they love my intelligence
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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