i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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