yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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