quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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