I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
