other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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