Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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