spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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