Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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