hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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