carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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