so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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