Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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