your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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