First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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