The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Randomize