I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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