Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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