I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
