you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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