I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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