You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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