he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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