I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
tell me about the fingering
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