Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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