Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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