Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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