My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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