We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
