She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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