Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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