think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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