is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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