what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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