The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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