school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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