Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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