dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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