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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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