what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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