i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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