Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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