too bad you live with your parents still
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
tell me about the fingering
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