The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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