Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
