Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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