I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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