I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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