She announced her abortion via fbk
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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