fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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