why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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