I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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