I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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