The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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