plz talk dirty to me
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
