Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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