i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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